A bit of a git

A telephone conversation, overheard in the FRU office, several years ago:

Mr Smith, you’ve told me what happened. It seems to me that basically you’re saying that your ex-boss is a bit of a git.

Now, I’ve heard what you’ve got to say, and I’ve read the documents. You know what? I agree. He is a bit of a git.

So, what’s going to happen next, is that we’ll turn up to the tribunal on Monday and they’ll hear the case. And I bet they’ll think he’s a bit of a git too.

The problem, Mr Smith, is that being a bit of a git isn’t actually against the law.